Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica.
Columbus made history thinking some island was India.
General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run.
All these men are famous, and they're also very dumb.
History is made by stupid people.
Clever people wouldn't even try.
If you wanna place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die.
Nobility are famous for no reason.
Marie Antoinette enjoyed her cake.
She cause a Revolution when she would not share.
And her husband lost his head for that mistake.
The Hindenberg was a giant zeppelin.
Her makers made a minor oversight.
Before they filled it up with explosive gas
They should have fixed the no smoking light.
Cuzzz!
History is made by stupid people.
Clever people wouldn't even try.
If you wanna place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die.
Tally-Ho! Tally-Ho!
Our king and country's honor we will save.
Tally-Ho! Tally-Ho!
We're marching into history and the grave.
So, if your son or daughter seem too lazy,
Sitting there watching MAD T.V.
Just remember you should be quite grateful
At least they're not making history.
Ahhh!
History is made by stupid people.
clever people wouldn't even try.
If you wanna place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die.
Do something dumb before you die
Do something dumb before you die!!!!!Oh Yeah... Yeah Oh Yeah
Dumb dumb. So sweet so young.
You're not supposed to swallow your bubble gum.
Chicken foot, dim suts
Knuckle head. Knuckle head
Look what you've done
Dumb dumbing it down
Take a look around.
You and me are free to be the dumbest in town.
Young gun. Excuse the pun.
The pandemonium has just begun
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
Got a head full of cotton wool
But life for me. Is never dull
To fulfi you have to fill full
I turned around and bought a round and poured another one
Proud fool you're just too cool for school
Full moon come soon
And when the moon is not quite round
Where can the missing bit be found
Be proud to be profound.
Dumb dumb
We're dumbing it down.
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
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We're dumbing it down.
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We're dumbing it down.
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We're dumbing it down.
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We're dumbing it down.
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We're dumbing it down.
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
Devoid
We are malcontent
We're not entirely sure of our intent
Brain washed we suffer memory loss
Ho hum play dumb come little boy lost.
Time bomb is ticking
Quickening, quickening quickening, quickening, quickening..
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down.
Dumb dumb.
We're dumbing it down...